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A ZOMBIE FOR 2012?

Could A. Zombie be our next president?

Seems like one of this’s years presidential candidates is full of huge ideas for those not currently being spoken for, although lacking in a few areas, mainly having a pulse, Mr A. Zombie believes he has a fighting, or should I say “biting” chance to come out on top in 2012.

The Telegraph writes:

After being helped into a NASCAR uniform the zombie candidate was lifted into a race car and taken on a few laps around Charlotte’s Speedway track.

Mr A. Zombie and his wife are part of a promotional stunt by American network AMC to get their post-apocalyptic television series The Walking Dead on the Dish Network, that dropped the show after a contract dispute.

“My husband is running for president, because he could have taken a certain issue issue lying down, well, because he was already lying down, but he decided to stand up and pledge to fight for equal viewing opportunities for all,” Ms Morgan-Zombie said.

She added her husband was working tirelessly to improve the lives of his fellow zombies and get them more jobs.

“He has vowed to increase the workforce for every zombie out there,” she said.

Read more at telegraph.co.uk/news

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